Quantum of Lettuce

[hedda62]

I did mention, I think, a while back, that I was attempting to write vegetable gardening spy fic, and I finally got around to it. It's very short and far too full of puns on lettuce varieties, but if you want to read it, here it is.

(With my real name, but I figure those of you who don't already know it will soon enough when I get the book thing organized.)

AC still not fixed (tomorrow, we hope) but it's cooling off nicely at night now, so tolerable.

Comments

[isis]

Bwahaha! I fancy myself a decent Radicchio player, myself.

[hedda62]

The hardest thing in the whole tiny story was naming the game. You'd think there'd be a lettuce variety (or other green, or vegetable) that sounds like "baccarat," but there isn't. And the closest thing I could come up with otherwise was "peanutcle," which is awful, so I went with a veggie that sounds like it should be a card game.